Wildman Jr., - Ladies Man

Mrs. Wildman shared a gem with me yesterday morning - it seems young Mr. Wildman Jr. has been working' his mojo on the playground and in the hallways at school. He's had an on-again/off-again "girlfriend" and it appears they're more "on-again" than off. Previously overheard from Wildman Jr.: "We were in love, but then we broke up."

Then this note appears. Perhaps part of the break-up settlement?



Don't worry, it wasn't a real hamster - it was a Littlest Pet Shop hamster. Its remains were included in the makeshift envelope, busted up head and all. The real point of interest here isn't the broken hamster, however. To me, the points of interest are:

1) Wildman Jr. is still working the relationship, offering a treasured prize as a gift to the one he fancies
2) She had obviously reciprocated (in some 3rd grade fashion) and was carrying said prize as a gift from "her guy"
3) Whether on-again or off-again, she clearly left the door open to try and repay him, trying to making it right. I think I see an ice cream date in the making.

Gotta give him credit - 8 yrs old and Wildman Jr. is proving to be a ladies man.